Subject: Re: Tee-Shirt Morality
From: [email-masked] (Brett G. Lemoine)
Date: 11 Mar 1994 17:19:41 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.atheism.satire

In article <[email-masked]>,
John Vamossy <[email-masked]> wrote:
>
>>  Many of the members of our student group wear a t-shirt
>>frequently listing the "Top Ten Reasons Beer Is Better Than Jesus" 
>
>   Now you've got me curious! You can't just leave us hanging like that! 
>List the reasons! This sounds like it could be good!

		Top Ten Reasons
	   Beer Is Better Than Jesus

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

 8. Beer has never caused a major war.

 7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't
    think for themselves.

 6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on
    peoples' doors trying to give it away.

 5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake,
    hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.

 4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a
    second Beer.

 3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie
    to you.

 2. You can prove you have a Beer.

 1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are
    groups to help you stop.

(c) 1994 - Agnostic & Atheist Student Group
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