Subject: Day off
From: [email-masked] (Keith)
Date: Thu, 18 May 95 19:30:04 EDT
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny

"A DAY OFF"

So you want a day off, let's take a look at
what you are asking for.

    There are 365 days per year available
for work.  There are 52 weeks per year in
which you already have two days off per
week, leaving 261 day availiable for work.
Since you spend 16 hours each day away
from work, you have used up 170 days,
leaving onl 91 days available.  You sepnd 30
minutes each day on coffee break that
accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only
68 days available. with a one hour lunch
period each day, you have used up another
46 days, leaving only 22 days  available for
work.  You normally spend 2 days per year
on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days
available for work. We are off for 5 holidays
per year, so your available working time is
down to 15 days. We generously give you 14
days vacation per year which leaves only 1
day available for work, and I'll be damned if
you're going to take that day off!!!