Subject: chemical limerick
From: [email-masked] (Adam Bernard)
Date: Sun, 30 Mar 97 19:30:04 EST
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny

A mosquito cried out in pain:
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
was para-dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane

[paraDichloroDiphenylTrichloroethane is the the full name for DDT]