Subject: The exam
Date: Sat, 13 Feb 1999 19:30:01 PST
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete 
checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, 
and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?"

"Nine..."

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