Subject: German Lesson #7
From: [email-masked] (Bruce Pennypacker)
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 97 19:30:02 EST
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny

German Lesson #7
     
Dog:                    Barkenpantensniffer
Dog Catcher:            Barkenpantensniffersnatcher
Dog Catcher's Truck:    Barkenpantensniffersnatcherwagen
Garage for Truck:       Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagenhaus
Truck Repairman:        Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagen-
                        mechanikerwerker
Mechanic's Union:       Barkenpantensniffensnatcherwagen-
                        mechanikerwerkerfeatherbedden-
                        gefixengruppe
     
Doctor:                 Chestergethumpenpulsentooker
Nurse:                  Chestergethumpenpulsentookerhelper
Hypodermic Needle:      Chestergethumpenpulsentooker-
                        helperhurtensticker
Backside:               Chestergethumpenpulsentooker-
                        helperhurtenstickerstabbenplatz
     
Piano:                  Plinkenplankenplunkenbox
Pianist:                Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder
Piano Stool:            Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder-
                        spinnenseat
Piano Recital:          Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder-
                        offengeshowenspelle
Fathers at the Recital: Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder-
                        offengeshowenspellensnoozengruppe
Mothers at the Recital: Plinkenplankenplunkenboxgepounder-
                        offengeshowenspellensnoozen-
                        gruppenuppenwakers
     
Automobile:             Honkenbrakenscreecher
Gasoline:               Honkenbrakenscreecherzoomerjuicen
Driver:                 Honkenbrakenscreecherguidenschtunker
Auto Mechanic:          Honkenbrakenscreecherknockengepinger-
                        sputtergefixer
Repair Bill:            Bankenrollergebustenuptottenliste