Date:         Fri, 15 Jun 2001 18:31:48 -0500
Sender: VALHALLA -- T h e F o u r t h T a p <VALHALLA@listserv.rice.edu>
Subject: Austin Powers Pick Up Lines...

> 01. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
> 02. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet
>     clothes.
> 03. Nice legs... what time do they open?
> 04. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
> 05. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
> 06. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
> 07. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one
>     talking to you.
> 08. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,
>     have you seen one?
> 09. Wanna play army?I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
> 10. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
> 11. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
> 12. Beauty is only a light switch away.
> 13. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
> 14.(Look down at your crotch) Well- it's not just going to suck itself.
> 15. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
> 16. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
> 17. My name is (name)-remember that- you'll be screaming it later.
> 18. Do you believe in love at first sight- or should I walk by again?
> 19. Hi, I'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me.
> 20. My friends want to know if you think I'm cute.
> 21. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why-don't you like pizza?
> 22. I'm an American Express lover- you shouldn't go home without me.
> 23. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?