Subject: Shark Chum
From: [email-masked] (Justin P. Norfleet)
Date: Sat, 3 Jun 95 19:30:02 EDT
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny

[Heard on the radio recently in Ithaca, NY]

"Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend 
off shark attacks. If you are diving and are approached by a 
shark they recommend that you swim towards it aggressively and
punch it in the nose as hard as possible."

"If this doesn't work, beat the shark with your stump."