Subject: Trying to fill a paper?
From: John Eric Ivancich <[email-masked]>
To: [email-masked], [email-masked], [email-masked], [email-masked], [email-masked], [email-masked], [email-masked]
Date: Mon, 25 Apr 1994 16:53:59 -0400

If you like jargon, you'll love this.  People will think you're *way*
smart.

Eric

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Subject: Time for a smile  -- Functional Management Options

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Date: Mon, 25 Apr 1994 12:55:59 -0400
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Subject: Time for a smile  -- Functional Management Options
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Posted-Date: Mon, 25 Apr 1994 12:44:46 -0400
From: "Meaders, Mark Maj, AF/SCTI" <[email-masked]>

From:  Dave Carrillo
Subject:  Functional Management Options

                                BUZZWORD GENERATOR

Column 1                   Column 2                        Column 3

0. integrated              0. management              0. options
1. total                   1. organizational          1. flexibility
2. systematized            2. monitored               2. capability
3. parallel                3. reciprocal              3. mobility
4. functional              4. digital                 4. programming
5. responsive              5. logistical              5. concept
6. optional                6. transitional            6. time-phase
7. synchronized            7. incremental             7. projection
8. compatible              8. third-generation        8. hardware
9. balanced                9. policy                  9. contingency

   Think of any three-digit number, then select the corresponding buzzword
from each column.  For instance, number 257 produces, "systematized logical
projection", a phrase that can be dropped into virtually any report with
that ring of decisive, knowledgeable authority.  No one will have the
remotest idea of what you're talking about, but the important thing is that
they're not about to admit it.

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